I know in a world of blogs this one is nothing
WHY did I decide to come back and blog and maybe drag my friends back too?
ALL the blogs we read are so boring and about the same thing. I MISS 2 Girls and BLOG for my own sake.
Girls come back out and play PLEASE??? I miss you so much!
How about a countdown from JUST what happened last year even though we have not posted in about 2 years? (2006).
Okay READ the next post for an update...
WHY do Lesbians have to stare so hard?
I was going through all the pictures that woman take that they claim they are lesbians and I SWEAR the lesbian stare is harder, fiercer and more annoying than the "side-eye".
What is there problem?
...AND WE'RE BACK
Velma and two girls have been on hiatus but we're back!! It seems like it has been
forever since my last post and I've got so much to share!!
I had my son in August 2006 and he is getting soooo BIG!!
but then again, so is Velma (Jenny Craig, holla atcha girl!!)
I'm back to work and I have a new boss that we've lovingly dubbed "Errum" since he precedes every statement with "
Errum" and holds his fingers in a triangle (think of Loomis Simmons from "In Living Color")
Just got back from vacation in St Lucia- beeauuuutiful island,
bootleg Hotel.The bartenders and cleaning staff were on their grind but the restaurants were closed 80% of the time we were there and the food service staff sucked. FYI, if you smoke, bring a carton with you as they did not sell menthol cigarettes and velma was feening for a drag. We met alot of cool Europeans and my hubby got humped by some drunken heifer who looked like she rode the little bus to school (Hilarious!!!!)
I did feel bad that their
prime Minister passed. I learned alot about the Island while watching local tv there (even got to watch my Law and Order (dun dun)
The craziest thing was they had an
earthquake the week I arrived (I missed that, thank God!!)
Anyway, I got back in one peice and I'm back at work until my next vacay.
I look forward to seeing what the other two girls have to say!!
VELMA'S BACK!
It's been a few months but I'm back on the scene. I was reading
CL’S TOP 15 ‘HOT ASS MESSES’ OF 2006 and lmao...for some reason it made me think of our practically defunct blog. Here's a quick update:
1. I had a healthy 8 lb. 7 oz baby boy by C-section and cried like a lil biatch when I got the epidural!! Never again. (SEE #2)
2. My husband got neutered..Thank God, I hate condoms (SEE #1)
3. I'm playing
every lottery in the
tri-state area as a means of making money so that I don't have to go back to work. Is this a sound business plan? Of course not but i'm under the gun here, people. Work sucks and I'm only going back to keep the bill collector's at bay. Lol
4. Curtis was fired shortly after my previous post, "Snake Oil Salesmen and the Minions that work for them..." Fitch azz bucker.
5. My new boss moved me away from the stalker woman I used to sit next to. Another
princess woman wanted my seat and they gave it to her since i'm out on leave. How special. Be careful what you wish for.
That's enough for now.
Happy Chrisma-hanu-kwanza-ka
