Sex on the beach: the health concerns
I was reading I Village (great site) and they list the negative side of having sex on the beach (not the drink either).
Why must people be such killjoys? First of all, if you have sex on the beach you are NOT going to be thinking about this crap, but here ya go:
Can having sex in salt water irritate tender tissues?
I village says:If there's lots of sand suspended in the water, however, friction may cause discomfort. Bear in mind that some countries have strict regulations about sex in public places, so check by-laws and ensure total privacy if you don't want to spend your holiday in the local clink.
2 Girls and a Blog says: Having sex in the ocean should elimate the need to wash the sperm off of you stomach, face or wherever you like it shot. The salt water is also a cleanser so you don't have to worry about soap. NEXT.....
Can sex in the sand cause the equivalent of rug burns?
I Village says:Sand can easily be introduced into the vagina during sex on the beach which can lead to irritation and soreness.
2 Girls and a Blog says:More soreness? Oooh baby. Slap it up, flip it, rub it down!
Why does alcohol lower my inhibitions?
I Village says: Alcohol is a sedative, and has a depressant action on the central nervous system and damps down your usual protective psychological and social inhibitions. Although this may make you feel euphoric and dynamic, it will affect your judgement, even on things like deciding when you've been in the sun too long, whether you are drinking enough water, as well as common sense decisions on sex issues. And on top of that, in small quantities, alcohol is an aphrodisiac - but only for women, it seems. After drinking two units of alcohol, female testosterone levels rise one to two hours later. In larger quantities, however, alcohol lowers oestrogen and testosterone levels so you may feel less sexy as the night wears on.
2 Girls and a Blog says:: Why do you think they have a drink by this name????? How do you expect to f*ck in the ocean and get sand in your crotch if you don't drink? No sober person does that! Now go work on having sex on the beach!
posted by Felicite @ 3:06 PM
1 Comments:
you are hilarious!! In my other life (before kids and marriage,) sex on the beach (more so in the water) was like no other. There was always the thrill of possibly being seen--now there's the fear of actually being seen. We don't need another whale watch, someone might harpoon my azz!!
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