(Summer) School Bus Drivers
Move bus!
courtesy of Google
There are nice school bus drivers who keep our children safe and get them to school in one piece. I like them. then there are the OTHERS!!!
I understand why one must stop for a stopped school bus--it's a safety issue. But once that damn brat is safely ON THE BUS, reel in the freaking stop sign and let me pass!!! WTF??
They are already on the damn bus, what in the hell am I waiting for?
Is there a possibility that they might bolt like Sea Bisquit out the back of the bus through the emergency exit and into the street?? Unless they are psycho, I don't believe so. These drivers are sadistic and power hungry and love to have us at their beck and call. I must have waited for atleast 2 or 3 minutes. Not a long time, you say?? It's not if you are waiting for popcorn to pop or if you are waiting for the teller to send back the cannister with your hard earnings in it. That's pretty reasonable......but what if you had to hold your breath for 3 minutes?!!! you know that in that amount of time you could have:
gotten out of your car
strapped little johnny in your damn self
got back in your car and driven away!!!!!
He just sauntered up to the bus as if he were walking up the red carpet and had all damn day and no one was waiting on his azz!! but I don't blame him(totally), I blame the driver.
I loooooove the (regular) bus drivers in my neighborhood (no homo)!! (Big up to Gwen and Barbara Ann) they close the doors immediately after little johnny or Sara gets on the bus and sometimes drive away as the kids are wlaking towards their seat (you little monkeys better learn to be quicker) is this safe? probably not.. but they haven't injured any of my brats yet!! The regular drivers on my kids' route get a gift for Christmas and another one at the end of the year!!
Keep it moving you other fluckers!!!

2 Comments:
You know the summer drivers are trying to make their hours work (like some union workers {feigned cough}) They have to get their hustle on.
Take it easy. You only have to wait
a minute. Isn't a childs safety
worth that.
Childrem are children that's how they
behave. What's yoy excuse?
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