2 GIRLS and a BLOG

We have a crush on a male model......He may not be gay

2 Girls and a Blog has a crush. No seriously 2 out of 3 girls of this Blog have a crush (and the 3rd must remain non-partisan because of her marital status). On the same guy. This is what he looks like:




Lets just say if we had a device that measures a guy in penis size rather than inches. He would be a 11 on the penile-o-meter (on a scale from 1-12).

What we are saying is that actual size does not play a factor in whether on not this guy is fuckable.

If he was working with the scorned 4.5 inches (flaccid of course) we would still fight to have him just to scratch.his.back.

If he said "How do you want it?" we would say "Every day".


We are talking crush like videos of having sex with him secretly released to the internet.

Then of course you might ask "well if he is so fly and he is only an eleven who is a 12"??? Send us your pic.

Anyway one of us was propositioned by a friend of this wonderful looking specimen.
We could get to meet and possibly greet him. This prompted us to go to our stomping grounds, iVillage (UK of course) to get tips on how to get a man you want and here is what they had to say:

iVillage says: Smile at everyone you see.
2 Girls and a Blog says: No fucking way, so that Jack the ripper can think I am a whore and kill me? Well....We will do this for only the sane looking ones.
iVillage says: Accept dates with men you normally wouldn't.
2 Girls and a Blog says: Wow are you asking us to put our reputation on the line? Ok.

iVillage says: Let him pay for the date.
2 Girls and a Blog says: We must be desperate if we are agreeing with iVillage all the way on this one......

iVillage says: Instead of asking men out, ask them to ask you out.
2 Girls and a Blog says: Tongue twister

iVillage says:Be quiet on the first date.
2 Girls and a Blog says: Fuck you iVillage!

iVillage says: Throw out your checklist for the perfect man.
2 Girls and a Blog says: We did when you said to accept all dates and smile at every dogface in the streets.

posted by Felicite @ 8:46 PM