2 GIRLS and a BLOG: June 2005

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Word of the Day

Relationship Guidelines

I was doing some research on relationships today ( of course) and found this. Hope it helps some of us single people out there to finally catch the one we want and be able to keep em.

What Men Need to Know: The Woman's Point of View

1. The most important thing is being sensitive and romantic in your words and action. Please don't fake your emotions and say things you don't mean.

2. Please listen to what she is saying. Most of the men never try to know what a woman wants because they never listen attentively. Don't take your girl for granted.

3. DO build her trust by being faithful and truthful, and always "being there."

4. Spend time together, cuddling, kissing and learn to enjoy foreplay and learn about her body and erogenous zones instead of jumping to the real thing.

5. Never expect or demand sex.

What Women Need to know: The Man's Point of View

1. Do take the initiative instead of expecting him to be the one to initiative first always.

2. Try to accept him without judgment.

3. If you are still dating don't expect him to profess his love for you so soon.

4. DON'T push him into a commitment or an exclusive relationship.

5. Don't take everything personally

6. Don't always expect him to apologies to you.

7. DO let him withdraw once in awhile; understand his need to be alone, to take things slowly, or to have a night out with the guys.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

I am watching OZ and LOVING it............ as usual!

As a response for my counter part's post I say that all the good men are in jail. If they are up for parole they are usually starting to rot at that point. When released we get the down trodden, rotted, mince meat, head cheese part of men. Nothing really worth anything but bought by some who are just so desperate they will deal with this kind of man.

If you bother to watch one of the best shows on earth (OZ) you would see the benefits of having a man in jail...........

1.) You can brag that you got a man but can still be on the hunt for a new one.

2.) You don't have to worry about "the other woman"

3.) He will not be watching your every move.

4.) You can still go out to clubs and not worry about him fighting the guy u were dancing with.

5.) You can contact all your "OLD" boys.

6.) The kids get free aide from the state "family first card" (food stamps).

Friday, June 17, 2005

Men....where are you?

Since my partner in crime feels that im not exsistent i thought i would do a quick post tonight.

Topic: Men

This seems to be the theme of mealone and moosh's blog. lets start by saying for us they have been non-existent(well atleast nothig to brag about or bring home to the family). where are you boys hiding? remeber those things called dates? when was the last time you had one? the clostest thing to a date you can get these days are "hook-up's" or jump-off's"...so ladies take your pick? i feel like every time i walk into a bar its the same people. nothing ever seems to jump out and grab me (literally)! theres always the online dating scene but honestly i can't get into it. i would end up meeting a stalker or someone with some type of disgusting fetish. this is just the luck i have. so ladies what are we suposed to do...wait until we are 40 and just marry for the sake of marrying??? so my suggestion is we need to ban together to get back the dating scene. dinner and a movie sounds good to me.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

1 Girl 3 blogs and a Selfish BLOGGER!!!!

Has anyone seen the Moosher? We where supposed to do this Blog together and so far she is more interested in her daily routine, her blog and the only thing she has posted is:

Jason Lewis
Mikhai Pfeifer

2 half naked men ! That's it! What the freak is she working on that she is soooooooooo busy she can't be bothered with OUR blog?