Now usually I don't do this but...But I must take on a current event due to the callous and detached attitudes of so many people. I am not saying I am running to join the Peace Corp. All I am saying is: STOP FUCKING REPORTING ON THE LOOTING.
Enough already with the pictures of looters and the media
worrying about stores being looted (
under water?).
Okay, the people are looting. What are they taking that will be of any use to them anyway?
Maybe they are stealing bottles of water, medical supplies, FOOD!????That's not looting people, it's called
survival and if anyone has seen
The Stand or any other "Armageddon" type movie they would be
crying over these pictures and
not talking about how
New Orleans is full of criminal looters.
It's the year
2005 and our president is more worried about the people in the dirts of Iraq than out own tax paying citizens.
I think that we have more than enough money and resources to get these people out of the city.
But what was Dubya's wonderful advice?:I urge the citizens there in the region to continue to listen to the local authorities. Don't abandon your shelters until you're given clearance by the local authorities. Take precautions, because this is a dangerous storm. When the storm passes, the federal government has got assets and resources that will be deploying to help you. In the meantime, Americans will pray, pray for the health and safety of all our citizens.
Pray George? You said pray?All the money and resources in this land and you want us to sit back, wait and pray? Right, more fuel for the bible totin' fools that listen to the crap that is spewed from your mouth (your the devil and this "
worst storm in history" proves it).
Nice that we can fly to Europe in 3 hours and 45 minutes but we can't get people out of a devastating stormPS- This is the ultimate orgasm for the weather channel. Get off the air and go help.
The Man of the week
Okay!
2 Girls and A BLOG decided finally to have a man of the week. Of course we will start off with America's most loved and hated man:
Brad Pitt! Otherwise known as
Bradelina (because people are fucked up-
remember Bennifer???)
Here he is in all his splendor.
Why do we love this man?1.) He is extremely cute. In an endearing way (yeah yeah yeah).
2.) He loves children (anyone with fallopian tubes can agree)
3.) Nice body!
4.) He has a boyish look.
Why do we hate this man?1.)He left his wife for a very hot chick that most men would die for.
2.)^Too typical.
3.)Can't think of anything else.
All we know is that we had to start off somewhere and this is as good as any!
Brad gets an 8 on our man-o-meter.
That is HIGH!
If he does anything worthwhile we will re-review him.
For now he is just a
cute asshole and will not get the coveted (
yeah...coveted) 10 spot.
That is saved for a man who can go against all odds (yes
Angelina is an
odd. She is
beautiful and a
humanitarian,
it's like J.C. in the desert with the devil for 40 days/nights...last temptation)
NOTE: We would like to thank DJX for helping us with this post!!
Personal Objects Should Stay Personal
I have a problem when people lose track of their belongings. There I am ready to take shower but forget something in my room. I grab for the towel on the counter. When I return to the bathroom I find a purple vibrator starring me in the face. AGHHH!!! Completely grossed out I think ok is my mom's or my sisters (yuck either way).Who leaves that just lying around for others to see?? So I decide to carefully wrap it back up in towel without touching it and went about my business. But the next time that happens I'm done. I'm so going off.
Two Girls and a Blog says: If ya gonna have a toy know where it is at all times.. keep ya shit in check! We do not need to know THAT much about ya personal life!
Bloggywood.......Tales from the web.
2 Girls and a Blog have been surfing the internet.
We have caught some big waves along the way. We have also rode some tiny ones.
One thing we do know is...Some of this shit is
way too
hilarious.
As we where reading one of
Fresh's recommendations,
INCITING A RIOT, who
to us seems like her
blog twin with a different spin... we started getting sidetracked by
his link list and came up with this:
AutoMaddox and the funniest read is this post about
Zahara Marley & the Wailers.
2 Girls and a Blog is not sure who came up with this stuff but it's classic.
Then there is a spin off where
Zahara has her own blog and then the we found the icing on the cake,
Angelina Jolie has her very own blog.
This is one of the world's cutest pictures (
the Jolie girls are causing quite a stir) Males and females can agree that this baby is one of the cutest babies. The
new Gerber baby.
Forget about movies and TV we have BLOGS!
Every day should be dress down Friday
We decided to deliver the "news" in our most
casual attire.
Headlines.......we hate the news but...whatever.WHOA!
As 2 Girls and a Blog where cruising one of their favorite liberal spots they come across some
serious bullshit:
Focus On The Family Holding Conference To “Promote The Truth That Homosexuality Is Preventable And Treatable”…2 Girls has something to say:
Homosexuality is a virus now?Anyway here are some other interesting headlines:Reality Show Challenges Teenagers To Go Five Months Without Sex…The show will follow six boys and six girls aged 15 to 17 as they are coaxed into favouring celibacy over sex.
2 Girls has something to say: WHAT??? I know they say that those countries are very open about sex and such but, what???
Live Humans Are Newest Exhibit At London Zoo…2 Girls has something to say:
NiceBudapest District Mayor Says Women With “Completely Perfect Legs” Can Only Wear Skirts…the dress code was needed because he had seen staff dressed like beggars or holidaymakers.
2 Girls has something to say: LMAO!!! ROTFL!!! What the hell is a
holidaymakers?
Totally unrelated but related in a way since every blogger is a wannabe journalist.
Look how FINE Peter Jennings was(r.i.p.):
Chris Tucker is in MIMI's new video??? WTF?
Let me start of by saying how much Mariah Carey is disliked.
I am not sure how my other contributors feel about her so these views and opinions of this post are expressed by meALONE.Her new album is TRASH.
I don't care what anyone says. It's always the same shit with the same stupid beat (the only beat that she can bop to) and her practicing her damn vocals.
Thank goodness she is not attempting to dance.
Yes Mariah.
You can sing.
We all know it.
Yes your new boobs are great.
Please stop with the hip-hop and go back to your old ways with Tommy big boy Mattola(your music was good quality then).
Please?
That
shake it off video is THE WORST shit I have ever seen in my life.
JD The Midget is on in the beggining doing I don't know what...
shaking it offTeenage
big girls with uncombed hair where on the telephone...
shaking it offChris Tucker (the asshole)was in the
passenger seat (<-bullshit right there,
be a man and take the wheel)
practically doing the snake...shaking it off
Cuckoo(
Mimi or Cybil-take your pick) herself was in front of a big MIMI sign...
shaking it offWhat the hell is everyone shaking off? The craziness?Note: If you think I am hating get.off.this.site.
What Language Are You Speaking?
I have been going on and on all day about this dumb heifer who tried to be down so she spoke to me in
"my language". For the record, English is NOT my second language, it is the
one and only language that I speak fluently (ok, so I took French and Russian and while I can say some things, please do not attempt to respond back as I won't know what the fluck you are saying to me--I can only read a dinner menu, not have an actual conversation)
Anyhoo, I met with her higher ups yesterday and they must have told her that I was black. I have been conversing with her via email (maybe once or twice on the phone a few years ago) about her account that I handle.
She asked me to research an issue. I replied that I had faxed the paperwork to the individual on her email and that I would forward the same information on to her so that she can keep it for her records.
Did I indicate that now was a good time to throw in any and all of the ebonics that she had been DYING to try out and just needed a "down" black person to try it on? Today, she decides to become my "homegirl" and ended her email with :
Word! Thank you. Fer Schnizzle.What the Fluck is Wrong with You? I wanted to check her azz so bad but because it is a major account and I have to correspond with her at least 8 to 10 times a day for the next thousand years (or until I gut someone like the fish they are and get fired) I decided to let her marinate in her own ignorant juices and sent no response.
I have boycotted Wal-Mart for a good 2 years now. Considering the fact that we only have one in my town (and it's not even a Super Wal-Mart) this is
not hard.
When asked why I won't step foot into Wal-Mart I always come up with the lame excuse "Oh because they sell guns and I am against that".
Oh please.
Like I care.The real reasons are so shallow and stupid:1.) The Walton's make up half
Forbes top 10 billonaire list (6-10 actually). I am not adding to that piece of pie.....
2.)I live in upstate NY and the people who
shop in Wal-Mart usually look like they are stuck in the 80's.
3.) All the Hasidic(Jewish) people shop there (
these people have 15 kids per couple and I can't take it) all day every day except for Friday evenings and Saturday mornings. I
can't get to Wal-Mart at those times.
4.) I did read somewhere that they have guns but I have not seen them.
5.) Everyone who shops in Wal-Mart can't get over how much they paid for shit. Get over it. I hate when the conversation starts off with "Guess how much I paid for this?"
I don't care.6.) I saw the episode of South Park "
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes" and I feel that this is a true story.
7.) People who
live by the Wal-Mart die by the Wal-Mart.....
But as I am reading some of the sites I like to go to, like Alternet(and other
liberal bullcrap sites that I LOVE to feed into from time to time because I believe in unicorns and happily ever after)I realize that there is a method to my madness (Well, sometimes).........
I did the barest amount of homework for this post:
The 'everyday low prices' superchain refuses to carry books and music that dare criticize conservative values.
Wal-Mart is the largest private employer in the world with over $10 billion in profits. Yet, Wal-Mart lowers our wages, ships our jobs overseas, and shifts their health care costs onto American taxpayers. We believe it's time for Wal-Mart to Wake Up.
Because of these low low prices at Wal-Mart the workers suffer which results in tax payers (<-ME Me me) having to pay for their healthcare and other things. SHIT my co-pay is $25 every visit. Medicaid is FREE. What's really good?
The list goes on and on. Just go to one of my
new favorite sites which is a
fierce ban on Wal-Mart.
But now I am S.O.L. because I want a
bubba keg (
its a mug that keeps your ice cold all day) and they only sell them at
Wal-Mart.
How dare I step foot in there and support their bullshit? I am going to need someone to purchase one for me (I'll give you the money for it).
Dirty South
I crossed the Mason Dixon Line and really expected people to make sense. My mistake.
First off airport security told me I might be packing explosives so they would need to do a
full upper pat down on me.
Fuck you.
I know my boobs are big but must we do this?
I told these redneck bitches in Myrtle Beach airport not to fucking touch my body and these assholes called the police.
Guess who came to "talk" to me about violating federal regulations?
Yes, they sent the
bull dyke female cop and as soon as I get clearance I am posting that bitches name.
She told me that because I was giving the airport security a hard time I would be subject to "full searches" in the future (probably from her ass).
I know all you paranoid assholes would say "
They are just trying to protect us".
If you feel this way fuck.you.and.stop.reading.this.blog because I am sick of this bullshit with the airports.
Like if someone wanted to do 911 over again they couldn't?
In between the toy cops at the airport and the town cops we have a lot of married cousins.
That's it. No one is securing shit!
Motherfuckers made me so damn MAD. In my calm voice I said to anyone who would listen:
"Wow, this is why I try so hard to not cross that mason dixon line. This is absolute bullshit"
The female airport security said "Maam can you please refrain from using that type of language?"
WHAT?
Get the fuck out of my face you fat bitch. But what I said was "Please don't address me at all".......
Whoa.
I almost got arrested for real.
They made a copy of my passport and my ticket (for what?).
Bitch ass cop told me I may get fined for interfering with federal guidelines. I asked her which guideline I was interfering with when I told them I didn't want to be patted and touched at 7am?
She gave me a blank stare.
Ok so you mean to tell me that you don't know which guideline I am "interfering" with?Inbred cunt! <-I hate that word but it was so appropriate right then.
They ended up not touching me but running that metal detector thing
up and down my body.
I am not done with Myrtle Beach Airport.
They might have a lawsuit on their hands. Fuckers.
Why even wear anything??
Ok can one of you guys out there answer this question for me...why a tight lil speedo??? i was on marthas vineyard this weekend and saw was too many men wearing speedos. honestly not attractive. why do i wanna see ya shit all crunched into that lil space? and its mostly old men which makes it 10x worse. i totally did not wanna look at ya shriveled penis. put that away! please do us all a favor and wear a normal bathing suit. remember this is a public beach and we would like to enjoy
all the sights and ya making it very difficult.
Pregnant woman's remains found near Philadelphia
I am not an "I told you so" kinda chick, but dayyumm,
what the fluck did Velma say?? This crime had that boyfriend's name all over it!!! I heard on one news show he lead authorities to her body (
of course he did, he put her there!!!) I and also read that:
The suspect, Stephen Poaches, is a former boyfriend of 24-year-old LaToyia Figueroa, who has been missing for a month. When Poaches, 25, was arrested in nearby Chester, police said he was wearing a bulletproof vest and carrying a pistol.
(Whatchu need a vest for??? Afraid her relatives were going to roll up on you and do a drive by?) Funny how Greta Van "Suck the Life Outta a damn story" was giving her eyewitness testimony as to what the boyfriend said to her about when they were last together (blah blah blah- now it's all important to you?). I also saw his lawyer on the tv talking about his case as if the truth is going to come out. Knucka, it done came out and yo azz is going to jail. Case closed!!!
Why do we bother? This shit isn't funny anymore ...
The news is usually so darn depressing. 2 Girls and a Blog tries to stay away from the normal headlines because it's serious overkill. But shit has gone way to far now. We go to the headlines and see this
kaka:
Bush Reads About Salt, Flu While in Texas 
What is he doing reading? Didn't he get in trouble the last time he was caught reading? Why is the media doing this to us? The White House said Bush took
three heavy books with him on his five-week stay at his Texas ranch,
each about
500 pages long.
I know they have their inside private jokes, ha ha
Dubya is reading
big boy books.
But the
shameless plug for the writer is really not fair. Like the people who would agree with GW's thinking would ever run out and read these kinds of books?
"Salt: A World History." This best seller by Mark Kurlansky (I love to read and I would not even read what this shit is about. STOP)
"Alexander II: The Last Great Tsar." Apparently a perk of the presidency is getting advance copies of anticipated biographies such as this. (He's not going to be able to tell us what it's about. Thus the reasoning for the "perk")
Something else that was quite funny:
Woman Gets Cable Bill With Derogatory Name LaChania Govan said when she called to complain they transferred her to a person who spoke Spanish - a language she doesn't understand(<-better learn with a last name like that, it might get you somewhere).
When she got her August bill it was addressed to "Bitch Dog" (we suppose that is the translation for LaChania????)
In another case, Peoples Energy customer Jefferoy Barnes started getting letters addressed to "Jeffery Scrotum Bag Barnes."
What the fuck are they(
the powers that control even this blog)
hiding nowanother terror attack? Better yet, more jobs being off shored to help the
poor people of Sri Lanka because their leader was
assassinated?
2 Girls and a Blog has a crush. No seriously 2 out of 3 girls of this Blog have a crush (
and the 3rd must remain non-partisan because of her marital status).
On the same guy. This is what he looks like:
Lets just say
if we had a device that measures a guy in penis size rather than inches. He would be a
11 on the penile-o-meter (on a scale from
1-12).
What we are saying is that
actual size does not play a factor in whether on not this guy is
fuckable.
If he was working with the
scorned 4.5 inches (
flaccid of course) we would still fight to have him just to
scratch.his.back.
If he said "
How do you want it?" we would say "
Every day".
We are talking crush like videos of having sex with
him secretly released to the internet.
Then of course you might ask "
well if he is so fly and he is only an eleven who is a 12"???
Send us your pic.Anyway one of us was propositioned by a friend of this wonderful looking specimen.
We could get to meet and possibly greet him. This prompted us to go to our stomping grounds, iVillage (UK of course) to get tips on how to get a man you want and here is what they had to say:iVillage says: Smile at everyone you see.
2 Girls and a Blog says: No fucking way, so that Jack the ripper can think I am a whore and kill me?
Well....We will do this for only the sane looking ones.iVillage says: Accept dates with men you normally wouldn't.
2 Girls and a Blog says: Wow are you asking us to put our reputation on the line?
Ok.
iVillage says: Let him pay for the date.
2 Girls and a Blog says: We must be desperate if we are agreeing with iVillage all the way on this one......
iVillage says: Instead of asking men out, ask them to ask you out.
2 Girls and a Blog says: Tongue twisteriVillage says:Be quiet on the first date.
2 Girls and a Blog says: Fuck you iVillage!iVillage says: Throw out your checklist for the perfect man.
2 Girls and a Blog says: We did when you said to accept all dates and smile at every dogface in the streets.
Juicin' it up!!!
Velma had some sangria last night and I remember driniking it and then I woke up!! That ish put me on my butt and I only had one glass--dayyyyummm!!! Velma wants to hear about a time when a drink put you on your azz or you woke up in a strange place. (side bar for those who know me--we will not talk about the Tequila incident. My advice, just say no!)
This in no way takes precedence over the post below which is far more conducive to the world of Blog but.........
THIS IS THE MOST GHETTO SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF GHETTO SHOWS.One of 2 girls played hookie from work today because one of us had shit to do with our personal life. So of course we put the T.V. on while we where
so busy because silence drives us nuts.
Any way.......We happen to fall on this bullshit with the
Judge Larry Joe Doherty "Texas Justice"?
We have not watched TV for a while now.
WTF is going on? Dubya (our fearless leader) has GOT to go!!!!
The
judge told the
black guy(defendant) :
"Your smiling too hard to be believed" (
nice judicial reasoning).
Also (to the stupid couple):
"
If God said for you to move into this house, then we would not be hearing any of this complaining right now, would we?" (
Now I now see why you are appointed Judge)
Where have WE been and why is this allowed in the good ole U. S. Of fucking A.??????
So maybe we have not been aware of social injustice?But does
ignorance have to be so readily displayed and accepted when the normal hardworking people of
America(a./k./a./ Land of the FREE) are at work?
How can we contest the showing of this
bullshit on TV when we are busy??? It's summertime and
poor innocent children might watch this (
I would rather have them play Vice City with the secret codes in hand).
Backwards ass NETWORK TELEVISION(did we mention this ignorant crap is on Fox or was that a given?).
WHAT THE FLUCK?????????
2 Girls and a BLOG feel like we have been raped (
anal of course).
ALL WE SEE IS:
ENOUGH ALREADY
I am not a mean spirited person. I like to believe that I am a christian or atleast trying to be a better one. I have children and fear for their safety day and night. But dayummm, I am sooo tired of the fascination with the missing Aruba teen. ENOUGH ALREADY!! She is dead, has been dead since that night and those little f*cks who were with her know
why and where!! Brow beat their lil azzes and give a little taste of what it will be like when they are incarcerated!! Stop giving Greta Van "Suck the life outta that damn story" Susteren any more wood for her ratings fire!!! I read this in the Chicago Sun times:
Van Susteren has been rewarded with her biggest audiences since making the switch from CNN three years ago. She averaged nearly 2.2 million viewers a night in July, up 58 percent from the same period a year ago, according to Nielsen Media Research. CNN's Aaron Brown used to put up a tough fight in the time slot; now Van Susteren routinely triples his audience.
and then the family said:
Desperate to learn what happened to Natalee, the Holloway family has been grateful for the interest and available to help fill hours of airtime. ''She's keeping people interested and keeping people looking,''said Paul Reynolds, Natalee's uncle.
I am sure if something happened to my child (God Forbid) I would want hell and earth moved to find out what happened, please beleive I understand a mother's love. I'm saying the
news media needs to be more responsible and focus attention on current news stories, possibly helping other missing children and people. Hell, just to appear politically correct, have one hour a week that focuses on missing children/teens/people and maybe the public at large (mostly minorities) won't feel left out or that their missing will go unnoticed because they don't make for good news stories.
Which brings me back to Latoyia Figueroa. Why is it taking so long to find leads? She was last seen with her baby daddy--hasn't been seen since--didn't make it home to get her other child. What is hard to understand?? She is in a well/gutter/abandoned building (where the fluck is Lassie when you need her?).
That fool didn't have enough money to hire a hit man so
he obviously doesn't have great resources. Latoyia had a run in with his ex who : "Two months ago, she was coming out of her house at 57th and Spruce to go to work, and a young lady pushed her. The young lady turned her around and kicked her in the stomach," said the elder Figueroa. "Since then she's been having problems with her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend," he added. "I think he's using the two ladies against each other, and it's not right."
Why aren't they beating a path to the ex's door and turning her on the boyfriend? I see it on Law & Order all the time.
Something ain't right and it's got that baby daddy name ALL OVER IT!! That fool was the last one to see her alive.
Velma did a search on MapQuest for where Latoyia lives and where they are looking for clues (Cobbs Creek Park and 57th & Spruce). It ain't that big!! Where are the search parties and helicopters? I know there are good decent folk in Philly, Velma went to school there (Big up to Lincoln). I hope they find her soon, her family needs closure too. It seems like the streets gotta help Latoyia cause Greta Van "Suck the life" is too busy searching for Natalee.
Some Headlines I thought would be of interest.........
Today is Monday August 8th and I am the only one here......HOLDING IT DOWN as usual.Anyway I was doing my usual skimming of the latest headlines and I came across these. I have included our commentary that I am sure people can't live without.
Radio Station to Stop Slapping Contest: Spitzer and the state Athletic Commission stated that the hip-hop and rhythm and blues station held 24 "Smackfest" contests from April 2004 to January 2005. Young women took turns "violently slapping" each other for concert tickets and as much as $5,000 in cash, Spitzer said. Images of the slapping then ran on the station's Web site.
2 Girls and a Blog says: Dumb bitches should not have been so desperate for money or concert tickets. G-H-E-T-T-O. How dare you complain now?
Report: Tommy Lee's in Love With Pamela "They're the Liz Taylor and Richard Burton of our era," Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx tells the magazine.
2 Girls and a Blog says: Ummmm....... no they're not? They are two trashy people, one with ginormous boobs and the other with a fairly big penis (yes we saw the video).
Congress Expects Palmeiro's Test Records: Palmeiro, who swore under oath before the committee earlier this year that he had never taken steroids, was suspended for 10 days by Major League Baseball last month after he tested positive for steroids. Palmeiro has said he does not know how the steroids got into his body.
Davis ( chairman of the House Government Reform Committee) declined to say whether he thinks Palmeiro committed perjury."We're a long way from that at this point," he said. "But there are certainly some incongruities in his statement and we have a duty to investigate."
2 Girls and a Blog says: Why the fuck are we wasting tax dollars on this
so-called investigation. But we don't know much about baseball so we will leave it at that.....
MS 'Helped' Save Richard Pryor's Life:
"As productive and brilliant as he was, he was also self-destructive," she(Jennifer, his
fifth wife) said in a telephone interview. "He said God gave him MS to slow him down. This disease saved his life."
The couple divorced after a brief marriage in the early 1980s but remarried in 2001(I am almost sure he couldn't even speak by then).2 Girls and a Blog says: Much as we love Richard because we share a B-day with him, buuuuut, sounds like this bitch has got the last word and is relishing in it? I guess Rain would not let anybody be evil to her daddy? Or would she?
Sometimes DRUGS are the only choice......
This picture is me
all Saturday evening. I know this is not my personal journal page so I will keep this brief.
First off, I get migraine headaches maybe once every six months. They are usually accompanied with vision loss, nausea, and all my "shiny happy friends" wanting me to go party with them when all I want to do is
lay in the dark and DIE.
Where are the motherfuckers who are usually offering me a hit of something? WHERE are they? Things I want to do when suffering from the MIGRAINE:Smoke an ounce all by myself out of a bong(
okay half an ounce).
See what all the hype is on crystal meth(
maybe I just want to see some trailer trash actually doing it?).
Sniff cocaine(
yes).
Kill anyone that gets in my way(
namely my sorry azz sibling).
Call
Montel Williams for the name of his dealer (he is calling himself a
Medical Marijuana Patient-what a bunch of crock!!
I want in!!).
Turn off the sun (
at least for 6 hours).
Transfer my pain onto stupid asshole people who won't leave me alone.
Kick my damn landlord and his damn wife for turning this place into the slums of the suburbs(
I can hear my neighbors whispering).
Finalize my game plan for buying a house and
getting the fuck out of dodge!
So many
evil thoughts ran through my head as well but I can't write them down. Now I have to recover. Have a good day.
10 Things that Might get a knucka Cut or Atleast Choked
#10 Why you so cranky--you got your
friend?
#9 My mother always folds my t-shirts like this.. *swish goes my switch blade*
#8 You made me late cause
you didn't wake me up earlier (your momma probably used to, right?)
#7 I walk in the door after working 11 hours (8 regular 3 overtime) and commuting 1 hour home and hear "So what we havin' for dinner" as he scratches his brazillians.
*I make a bee line for the butchers block*#6 Since you got your friend, can I get special treats? *does the stupid tongue and cheek move while holding an imaginary cock* I mean do we both have to suffer?
I yell Lorraina Bobbit as I ......#5 "So what if I go to lunch with other women and don't tell you, it don't mean nuttin'- I'm married to you. They don't mean ish to me" choke choke *gasp* choke
#4 The scene: He is transfixed watching a Destiny's Child video and I swear I can see spittle forming at the corners of his
open mouth as I walk into the living room. His frontin azz says "Beyonce's okay if you like that sorta of thing"
#3 "If you just do some sit ups, you can get rid of that belly fat" *several quick thrusts to his solar plexis*
#2 He says "I asked my mother to help us with our laundry since we are so behind" I look over and she is folding my moth eaten underwear that I save for when my "friend" visits. I'm unsure who to choke first, momma in-law or
his b*tch azz.
The #1 reason you might cut a knucka (or atleast choke his azz) comes from
Baby Boy "You wanna know the truth??.. yeah I f*ck other girls but I make love to you.." before he could even finish that statement, I would have stuck him up underneath his 3 and 4 ribs and gutted him like a fish --Yah yah, die b*tch die. Wooooo, Velma feels better.
Mike Tyson World Porn Champ
Mike Tyson is reportedly set to star in a porn film with Jenna Jameson. He has been hit with a tax bill of a couple million so maybe a career in porn will help him pay it off. Jenna's reps contacted him to be her next partner. But he wants money upfront. How they gonna pay him all that money if you don't even know if people want to look at ya bare ass with her but
allegedly he's got a 14 inch tool (yikes) so this may work out to be his next career move.
TWO GIRLS AND A BLOG SAYS: We will check it out and let you know if it's worth it. Hey he might be the next Ron Jeremy...you never know!
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (CNN) -- The Philadelphia Citizens Crime Commission, with the help of a Philadelphia blogger, have launched a reward fund for information leading to Latoyia Figueroa, a 24-year-old pregnant mother of one who has been missing since July 18. Figueroa went to a doctor's appointment with a male friend on that afternoon, police said, but did not show up to retrieve her 7-year-old daughter from day care later that day.
Stephanie Stephenson, a relative who raised Figueroa after her mother was killed when she was a toddler, told CNN that Figueroa, five months pregnant, left the friend's house in west Philadelphia "and disappeared."
Her cell phone -- a constant companion -- has gone quiet for the nine days she has been missing, and her bank has recorded no transactions.
"The Philadelphia police and the detectives are involved now, and they're making this their priority case,"
So in the beginning it wasn't a freakin' priority?? Philadelphia Police Lt. Frank Vanore said authorities have no suspects in custody.
"We're trying to interview everybody that she knew, but as far as leads or evidence found to show us something might have happened -- no," Vanore said.
Vanore said Figueroa was a victim of robbery in April, but police believe that was an isolated incident unrelated to her disappearance.
Everything is relevant fluck nuts!!Has there been enough coverage on this story?? I seem to remember when Lacey Peterson went missing it was an all out media blitz of constant interruptions throughout the day to give us updates on the breaking story. Allegedly the boyfriend is acting skiddish and squirrelly and not working with the family??Santo Montecalvo, vice president of the Philadelphia Citizens Crime Commission, said the commission's reward fund had reached $10,000 Wednesday morning. And Richard Blair of Philadelphia has launched a drive for the reward fund through his blog, allspinzone.com.
Big up to Mr. Blair, fellow blogger!!"The Citizens Crime Commission
does not have a way to make a donation online (Velma wants to know why??) so we've taken up that task," he said.
Blair said he has been covering this story on his site because he does not think it has gotten the publicity it deserves.
"I just didn't feel that this story had been given any publicity -- young, black woman out of the ghetto. ... I want them to know that there's people out there thinking about them," he said. *standing up clapping*
$10,000?? WTF?? I generally don't listen to the radio but since I rode in with hubby, a.k.a Mario Andretti, I heard this morning that the reward is now up to $100,000 thanks to the generosity of people like Beenie Siegel and Dame Dash who reportedly gave $10,000 apiece to add to the fund. I'm glad to see there are still decent caring people out there.While reading this on CNN.com I clicked on this story:RICHMOND, Virginia (AP) -- A cancer-ravaged woman robbed of consciousness by a stroke has given birth after being kept on life support for three months to give her fetus extra time to develop. A Web site was set up to help raise money for the family's mounting medical bills, and as of two weeks ago,
people from around the world had donated around
$400,000.
Okay they are both tragic stories and my heart goes out to both families but Ms. Figueroa's other child (and family) needs help too??? Why isn't there more money in her fund?? Why aren't more people taking up thier cause??
You're so vain
You probably think this post is about you
You're so vain (you're so vain)
I'll bet you think this post is about youDon't you, don't you-(As recorded by Carly Simon)
2 Girls and a Blog wonders, Why are men such assholes sometimes?Anyway, as usual we are cruising through
iVillage(UK version) and we come across this Q&A. You know we have our own opinions on these matters right?
Why do men say they’ll call when they have no such intention?For the same reason a woman might say yes to a date when she doesn’t really want to go. We’re spineless and non-confrontational when it comes to our emotions. Saying, ‘I’ll call you’ is easy. Saying, ‘Well, I don’t know about you, but it didn’t seem like we really hit it off’ means we have to explain why, and in so doing, maybe expose a few shallow secrets. Anyway, do women really want to know right then and there that we don’t like them?
2 Girls view: Any man that does not call back immediatly is a true asshole and should not be entertained.
Next.Why do men avoid relationship discussions?Ultimately, in order for a relationship to work, you simply have to talk – and that means both sides making small compromises and finding common ground on which to talk. Relationship discussions are an emotional minefield and if you value your relationship, treading carefully is sometimes the best way around it.
2 Girls view: Fuck that, he talks when
your ready to talk because ultimatley, he will want to have sex, and he can't very well do it by himself... right?
Not all secrets are lies? You have to accept, especially at the beginning of a relationship, that people don't tell you everything about themselves or they rewrite their histories to their own advantage. That's normal because while all lies are secrets not all secrets are lies.
2 Girls and a Blog view: We actually agree. Lie to me because I am totally not telling you the truth either. But, don't get caught.
As you can see today is a man-hating day.
