I'm Back!!
After a short hiatus (and after getting spoken to by my fellow blogmates) I've decide to post. You asked for it:
7 Things I Plan to Do Before I Die:Visit Europe
Get a degree in Psychology
Save money for my children’s education
Understand my mother
Understand my son
Find out more of my family history
Hit the damn lottery
7 Things I Can Do:Bake a mean cookie/dessert
Do Hair
Several tricks with my tongue
Sing in the shower/car/kitchen
Give good advice
Empathize
Talk you to death
7 Things I Can NOT Do:Stop smoking
Stop giving money to my grubbing friends
Get over anything (I am the mayor of Harper Valley)
Get my azz to work on time consistently
Stop telling all my business (goes back to empathizing “Girrl, I know what you mean, just the other day….)
Understand my mother
Keep in touch with friends and family that I don’t see weekly
7 Things That Attract Me to the Opposite Sex:Hair
Eyes
Attitude
Smile
Conversation
Humor
Sex appeal
7 Things I Say Most Often:What the fuck?
Mother fucker
50 million as in “I don’t have time for that crap, I have like 50 million things to do”
Fucking shit
Monkey butt lovin’
Curse words (if it isn’t already obvious, I curse like a sailor)
I love you (at least 2 times a day to my kids and hubby)
7 Celebrity Crushes: The Rock
Brad Pitt
Terrence Howard
Mekhi Phifer
Idris “Stringer Bell” Elba
Jeffrey Wright (sometimes)
Will Smith (sometimes)
People I Want To Do This:
http://www.pimpinainte-z.blogspot.com
This is really getting out of control.
Why are we over there again? To stop the terrorist who
hate us for our freedom?
Is there a reasoning behind the death of 2,000 young men and women? When we
are needed (Darfur etc.) we can not be counted on to protect people.
We received an interesting e-mail this morning that quoted part of the islamic bible (we will not write it for fear of being googled):
verse( 9:11) - For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and there was peace.
So we are just puppets acting out scenes from well written literature?
TAGGED and Loving it!
Okay we have been tagged by the
utterly fabulous Trini Girl a./k./a. Just another Girl on the IRT.
I will start. Velma will follow. Moosh should do this on
her blog.
7 Things I Plan to Do Before I Die:Sky Dive. I like the idea therefore I will do.
Visit Africa. Cliche for a black person but I girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!
Listen and actually understand Maya Angelou. Currently I don't understand her and have no desire to.
Date a white man. At least one date. I meet them all the time. Why not date one?
Adopt a dog.
Visit an asian country.
Start a clinic for underprivledged people.
Not care about about what society deems beautiful.7 Things I Can Do:Sing...although I choose not too because I hate attention.
Play piano...need accompanionment right?
Start a helluva project...just can't finish.
Write a letter (you don't know the value of this talent until you have to write one).
Keep the peace.
Research.
Drink (
YES this is an attribute).
7 Things I Can NOT Do:Keep my mouth shut.
Focus on one thing at a time.
Pay bills.
Remember things.
Stop drinking.
Finish what I started.
Stay away from black boys.
7 Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex:Shape of back.
Smell.
Walk.
Articulation of words.
Simpleness.
Strength of backbone.
Attention to family.
7 Things I Say Most Often:Bootleg.
Whatever.
Some people are raised by wolves.
Not everyone was raised with manners.
You can't fight everyone's battles.
People don't change, situation's do.
Ya wanna biscuit?
7 Celebrity Crushes:Morris Chestnut
Idris Elba
Larenz Tate
Adibisi from OZ (real name too much to write)
Christoper Meloni
Olivier Martinez
Al Pacino (no judgement please!)
People I Want To Do This:Moosh
Velma
Rain rain go away......
It's been raining so much (I think like a week straight) but I feel too guilty to complain about the local flooding...it's nothing like they got in New Orleans..but damn
What's good? What's not!
2 Girls and a Blog would like to introduce you to
He got game. A friend of ours.
New so be nice.
What's Good!
Karl Malone and his crew bulldoze through bureaucracy to help victims. The former NBA all-star and a crew from his logging company in Arkansas spent two weeks in Pascagoula, Miss., hauling away debris left by Hurricane Katrina.
This
after FEMA telling him no thanks, and they did this
free of charge.
Read more...
We always thought he was one of the cutest things.Sorry,
50 Cent is always good. We really don't see why people are complaining? If he did not get ghetto in Milan would he still be Fiddy?
We think not.What is NOT Good:
Fantasia
can't read or was it
all a hoax? We still don't know. Even in
jest that is not cool. Not in the year 2005 where you can even learn to read by watching the TV and having words spelled out to you (PBS,Nick Jr.).
People who
drink other peoples breast milk are GROSS.
(
read the story, Charlize Theron drank the milk not gave it you perverts!)
Paris Hilton. We are tired of her and her stupid antics. She needs to be boycotted. Seriously.
FRIENDS THAT MOOCH
Two girls and a blog wants to know how people can live their lives being moochers. C'mon get a job and pay ya own damn bills. helping a friend out once and awhile is ok but when you have the same friend who keeps coming back it becomes a problem. especially when they can never return the favor cause they got nuttin. the problem we all have is saying no. they always find a way to butter you into giving something even if its not exactly what they wanted. it may just be enough to get them on their feet but they still acting greedy after you help em out. another problem is when you tell em listen stop asking cause its a done deal after this time but you know their broke asses neva stop. so how do you deal with these types? do you just cut them off completely??
