"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend." -(Stone Temple Pilots)
This month is extremely depressing. 2 Girls and a Blog lost someone who we did not speak to regularly but our memories of him are very fond.
Since we all work together we all remember him as the first person to approach us and offer some semblance of camaraderie. For this we are eternally grateful considering how cutthroat and clique' this business world can be.
He was also someone who would see you sad and try and come up with a funny joke just to put a smile on your face. He was a Sagittarius (he
just missed his B-day
by the way). He would take the brunt of the joke just to make sure you laughed.
Of course we will not make this blog space an obituary (
Although it's an idea. We have to check with the blog etiquette and see if that is appropriate) but we will say that this quote fits him (at least in our view)
Be of good cheer about death and know this as a truth
--that no evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.
- Socrates
He was a good person.
R.I.P.
Part I: Love HURTS...What happens when he doesn't call back?
Since we have not addressed these shallow issues in a very long time we figure now is a better time than any. Also blog world is going to be extremly busy this holiday because as much as we love our family,
24 hours or more with them drives a lot of us nuts.
Here we go.
What happens when:
you are really feeling some guy
you both express the mutual attraction
you feel like you are ready to lay on a bed spread eagle for him
...he turns around and says "I don't want to ruin our friendship so let's not get physical"?We went to get the answers from
I Village.UK because whatever our friends where telling us (male and female) just made us more depressed. Here is what I Village thinks is the answer to that type of question:
In the end, you always have to leave it up to the other person to make up their own mind if they want to see you or not. You can't make this man go out with you. He's given you the brush off. He probably did like you and his 'problem' is simply that he doesn't like you as much as you like him. It's very disappointing, of course, but you have to pick yourself up and start all over again. Be brave and try to resist the urge to call him.
We hate I Village sometimes...Listen to their other advice about how to get a man:I Village says: Learn to do something that will easily ingratiate you with a new man. Astrology works on most people so all you need to do is memorise a few key details about each of the signs of the Zodiac and drop them into your conversation. Offer to do the man’s chart – if he has any interest in the subject he’ll swap numbers immediately. If you sense that this isn’t a flyer with him, switch to palmistry,
graphology or Feng Shui.
2 Girls and a Blog says: Give his boy a lap dance when your all out (figure a way to get them all out) and he will be so jealous he will itch to get next to you.
I Village says: Tempt him with your contacts. Allude to people you know who might be able to help him in his career or hobbies.
2 Girls and a Blog says: Let him know that you have the potential to make more money than him because you are waaaay smarter. Also allude to the fact that your dad has
mob connections and can get his legs broken (if need be).
I Village says: Pretend to have tickets for whatever he’s interested in – theatre, sports, anything that leads to that crucial follow up call.
2 Girls and a Blog says: Yeah and then when he calls and asks "What time are we leaving?" act like you gave the tickets to another
cuter bigger dicked man.
I Village says: Ask him for his expertise in something that interests you. Ask for help and flatter him mercilessly –
men like that.
2 Girls and a Blog says: Yeah ask him advice for everything and then when he falls for your fawning and bootlicking convince him you like anal sex when given
and received. When he agrees threaten to tell all his friends he is likes to
take it in the ass-
straight men don't like that so you should have him under your thumb for at least 6 months.Moral of all this is, pick someone who likes you more than you like him. It's what mother's have been saying for generations.Or another saying:
Fuck em all, watch em fall screamin, automatic gunfire
exorcisin all demons
-
Tupac Shakur (Me and my girlfriend)
Terrell Owens = A Lack of Class
Well for all you football fans out there I'm sure you are well aware of the Terrell Owens football situation. How is he gonna say his team has a lack of class?
Two Girls says: TO you are a lack of class. You think that Brett Favre is a better quarterback than Donovan McNabb then ya know what go play for him.McNabb called a team meeting the other day and gave you a chance to apologize to him and ya teammates but you didn't. But now that your pocket will be affected and the chance u many never play again has arose now you want to offer the team and McNabb an apology. You should have done it right the first time. You should have kept ya mouth shut.
Two Girls Says: He should be penalized for his actions."It really hurts me not to be part of the team anymore," Owens said. Hmm did you think the Eagles would be happy about the statements you made last week or in the past?
Two Girls says:
Give it up TO. U made a "mistake"! Now be a big boy and deal with it! The Eagles are bedda off without you and ya fucking comments!
Shut the f*ck up already!!!
Okay, we don't usually do this but...
Today on the
Angie Martinez show (Hot 97) Kanye West decided to really
show his ass!
He told Angie and the listeners (
and we quote but not word for word):
Whenever I open my mouth to say something, the public can't handle it so I rather speak out in my music and then people can listen to it over and over and get the message I am trying to send subliminally.
The thoughts that run through my mind are too deep for the people so I can only be taken in small doses.
The show can't be over because I am on the phone, just keep me here and then when I am through you can ask your boss for a raise because you just had an interview with me.
SHUT.THE.F*CK.UP. All you said was "
George Bush doesn't like black people"
Are you serious? Kanye West thinks he is
Cornel West. The
WEST has him
fooled.
He is nothing short of a lucky ass who happened to say an ignorant statement that became famous because people where ready to grab onto any issue but the real problem at hand (
then hurricane Katrina).
He was on stage with Mike Meyers and Chris Tucker...When is the last time THEY did anything? It was a free-for-all to begin with. He did not respect them which prompted him to act the f*ck up.
C'mon man, you are not the voice of the people...
