Monday, April 03, 2006

PET PEEVES


Is it me or are people basically sadistic? I have a few pet peeves and I only reveal them to a chosen few--either you are committing the "no-no" and I need to tell you so that you'll stop or else I might have to choke you or I plan to spend time in your presence and wouldn't like it spoiled by you doing something that might give me the urge to beat you about the head.

Sometimes I may tell you freely what I dislike because we are having a conversation about the subject. I'd only tell you if I liked you or if I did't think you were psychotic and might use the onformation against me.

I am sometimes wrong.. Like today.

I revealed my biggest hangup/pet peeve to my cube mate last week. I did notice that she likes to do little things to be annoying. She will sometimes make little noises (I hate them) but will stop after a few seconds once she has gotten a few snickers out, no biggie. I mean I'm not Monkish or anything, I can take a little ribbing and I understand that sometime people are childish and must do stupid ish. People can be yelling all around me and I can ignore them but start clicking and unclicking a pen??? I may have to push your wig back.

My point...my cubemate committed one of the most heinous of my pet peeves..she did so for like 5 minutes and then enlisted the help of the old bat who sits behind her by inlcuding her in the conversation. After she was done, she had the nerve to ask me why I was quiet?

You can not be that freaking dumb?

Here are the facts:

I just told your azz about it last week so unless you have alzheimers, you could not have forgotten so quickly.
We discussed it at length
Most people don't like you and I am your only work friend..do you really want to piss me off just to feed some deep rooted need to get enjoyment from my misery??

Okay part of it was funny..they kept going on and on as if i weren't sitting there. I envisioned myself hurling the extra chair in my cubicle at their heads ( I think HR might have been downstairs in like 3 minutes yelling "Black woman going postal on the second floor--Get the S.W.O.T. team"

Are some on my idiosyncrocies anal?? Yes... I recognize this and knowing is half the battle. But as my friend, do you need to tease me about them?

That biotch is out of the circle of trust!

but then again I'm pregnant and hormonal..I'll see how I feel tomorrow.

8 Comments:

At April 05, 2006, Blogger Mealone said...

Your crazy!

 
At April 12, 2006, Blogger VELMA said...

I know you are but what am I?

 
At April 12, 2006, Blogger VELMA said...

Okay, I know that I may be a little weird but you know Mrs. Doubbt Fire/Aka Edith Bunker is annoying and stinky!

 
At May 13, 2006, Blogger Pseudo-intellectual lunatic said...

i lov ur blog
i hav tomoato
lot of good tomato

 
At May 13, 2006, Blogger Pseudo-intellectual lunatic said...

sorry im kinda drunk
good blog though

 
At June 19, 2006, Blogger jirzygurl said...

i have a baaaaaaad habit of popping my gum... like I could win an award for that shyt. but it is subconscious, I don't even realize I am doing it until someone around me snaps! LOL! i know it is a pet peeve to 90% of the people I work with... you think I would just not chew gum, but eff em... it's my stress reliever- it's either pop gum or blow the building up! LOL!

 
At June 24, 2006, Blogger eclectik said...

LOL! Love it!

That's what's up for real.


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At July 08, 2006, Anonymous eclectik said...

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