A FLUCK BUDDY
We can all say is all we want is someone to have sex with and then we get and it and we are not happy. I mean yes happy but is it really what we wanted? How come we have to wait for that someone to call and if we make the call their response is are you feining this? no but it would be nice to here from you more than just for a booty call. im not saying this person is relationship material...honestly how would i even know when all i know is ya bed?? and atleast call more than just that night u want a piece and yes its a good piece.....i checked it on the TWO GIRLS AND A BLOG RULER. We love to use the ruler. Does your man size up??
Velma's Havin' a baby!!
The funny this is that you would think that once you are older and married, it wouldn't be a big deal to tell people--What do you care what people think?
This is not always the case. So many people want to give their damn opinion and put their two cents in Like I'm gonna go broke with out it!
Velma has a few children already; who's business is it if I have another? My husband and I support them all, work full time, go to college at night and vacation regularly. We do not receive any sort of public assistance (although I do love the WIC program!!) so why judge me if I'm handling mine?
Why can't people just say congratulations
instead of:
Wooooow, #4?? They say this while looking at you with this constipated stare like damn, they don't have TV where you live??
My favorite
"Don't use this opportunity to just eat anything you want as an excuse" This coming from a skinny bitch whom I love but has the sensitivity of a moron. God gave her two kids at once because he knew she wasn't giving up her shape for another brat! I on the other hand KNOW that
this is the perfect opportunity to eat what the fluck I want and work it off later. My hubby is still chasing me around the kitchen grabbing and squeezing my 164 lb azz..when he stops that, I might start to worry!! Until then, don't worry about my weight,
I am obviously getting some-I did say I was pregnant, right?!!! I want to enjoy my last pregnancy (Yes this
is the last, I am not totally insane) So mind your business and get me something to eat!! The only thing I want to hear coming out of people's mouths are "Do you want a pickle with that?"
"You hear so much just about the danger and the fear and then you come here and you meet just an amazing people," said Jolie, a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations. "Given just a little chance, and given a little help, this is going to be a great country."
Jolie, 30, and Pitt, 42, visited a school supported by Yele Haiti, a charity founded by Haitian-born hip-hop musician Wyclef Jean, where they watched children dance and recite poetry.
Wow. We must say that these two are
IT.
Not that we should be surprised.
Who can we compare them to?
John Lennon & Yoko Ono? Nelson and Winnie Mandela(before the hype)?
