Velma's in the Home Stretch
I guess our blog is all but defunked as the other two girls move on to bigger and better things. Oh well, Velma always has something to say.I'm about 2 weeks away from bringing another child into this world and it couldn't get here sooner!!! I'm tipping the scale at just over two hunned and my feet are so swoll, I have to wait for them to go down so I can put my shoes on and go to the damn store. Have mercy, it is not a pretty picture. I keep telling my hubby that you mut really love me to still wanna vodi do dough (any Laverne and Shirley fan will know I went way back for that one)...... 'cause I damn sure have no interest whatsoever in anything he is offering that isn't flame broiled or made by Haggen Dazz. If you ain't got something I can eat, stay the heck away from me, lol.
God has blessed me with a good pregnancy and very little issues so I will not complain (this is usuallly my specialty as I am known as the mayor of Harper valley, but I will abstain for the time being)
But after I have my surgery, it will be on!!Velma is on leave for six months and I will have 2 in school and a newborn and four year old home at the same time--A first for me as I spaced out the other three several years apart. Yall know I will have a multitude of crap to complain about. The other "two girls" will have to save me from the insanity that will be my life.
Atleast I will be able to drink wine again--I am going to try and leave the smoking behind.
Until then, wish me luck!
posted by VELMA @ 5:21 PM
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