2 GIRLS and a BLOG

I know in a world of blogs this one is nothing

2009-03-20T21:18:00.001-04:00

WHY did I decide to come back and blog and maybe drag my friends back too?

ALL the blogs we read are so boring and about the same thing. I MISS 2 Girls and BLOG for my own sake.

Girls come back out and play PLEASE??? I miss you so much!

How about a countdown from JUST what happened last year even though we have not posted in about 2 years? (2006).

Okay READ the next post for an update...

WHY do Lesbians have to stare so hard?

2009-03-20T20:57:00.001-04:00

I was going through all the pictures that woman take that they claim they are lesbians and I SWEAR the lesbian stare is harder, fiercer and more annoying than the "side-eye".

What is there problem?

...AND WE'RE BACK

2007-10-03T15:41:00.000-04:00

Velma and two girls have been on hiatus but we're back!! It seems like it has been forever since my last post and I've got so much to share!!

I had my son in August 2006 and he is getting soooo BIG!! but then again, so is Velma (Jenny Craig, holla atcha girl!!)

I'm back to work and I have a new boss that we've lovingly dubbed "Errum" since he precedes every statement with "Errum" and holds his fingers in a triangle (think of Loomis Simmons from "In Living Color")

Just got back from vacation in St Lucia- beeauuuutiful island, bootleg Hotel.
The bartenders and cleaning staff were on their grind but the restaurants were closed 80% of the time we were there and the food service staff sucked. FYI, if you smoke, bring a carton with you as they did not sell menthol cigarettes and velma was feening for a drag. We met alot of cool Europeans and my hubby got humped by some drunken heifer who looked like she rode the little bus to school (Hilarious!!!!)

I did feel bad that their prime Minister passed. I learned alot about the Island while watching local tv there (even got to watch my Law and Order (dun dun)

The craziest thing was they had an earthquake the week I arrived (I missed that, thank God!!)

Anyway, I got back in one peice and I'm back at work until my next vacay.

I look forward to seeing what the other two girls have to say!!

VELMA'S BACK!

2006-12-23T00:39:00.000-05:00

It's been a few months but I'm back on the scene. I was reading CL’S TOP 15 ‘HOT ASS MESSES’ OF 2006 and lmao...for some reason it made me think of our practically defunct blog. Here's a quick update:

1. I had a healthy 8 lb. 7 oz baby boy by C-section and cried like a lil biatch when I got the epidural!! Never again. (SEE #2)

2. My husband got neutered..Thank God, I hate condoms (SEE #1)

3. I'm playing every lottery in the tri-state area as a means of making money so that I don't have to go back to work. Is this a sound business plan? Of course not but i'm under the gun here, people. Work sucks and I'm only going back to keep the bill collector's at bay. Lol

4. Curtis was fired shortly after my previous post, "Snake Oil Salesmen and the Minions that work for them..." Fitch azz bucker.

5. My new boss moved me away from the stalker woman I used to sit next to. Another ~~princess~~ woman wanted my seat and they gave it to her since i'm out on leave. How special. Be careful what you wish for.

That's enough for now.

Happy Chrisma-hanu-kwanza-ka

Ed Norton is hot.

2006-10-02T10:23:00.000-04:00

Long time no blog!

I was up last night watching American History X after watching that new show time series Dexter (which was interesting minus a couple of actors who where over-acting...typical Showtime behavior).

I am just amazed at how Ed Norton can make a black girl such as myself think that a skin head looks sexy. Look:

Holy moly! Of course the shower scene was awful but he took the rape like a man:

Velma's in the Home Stretch

2006-08-16T17:21:00.000-04:00

I guess our blog is all but defunked as the other two girls move on to bigger and better things. Oh well, Velma always has something to say.

I'm about 2 weeks away from bringing another child into this world and it couldn't get here sooner!!! I'm tipping the scale at just over two hunned and my feet are so swoll, I have to wait for them to go down so I can put my shoes on and go to the damn store. Have mercy, it is not a pretty picture. I keep telling my hubby that you mut really love me to still wanna vodi do dough (any Laverne and Shirley fan will know I went way back for that one)...... 'cause I damn sure have no interest whatsoever in anything he is offering that isn't flame broiled or made by Haggen Dazz. If you ain't got something I can eat, stay the heck away from me, lol.

God has blessed me with a good pregnancy and very little issues so I will not complain (this is usuallly my specialty as I am known as the mayor of Harper valley, but I will abstain for the time being)

But after I have my surgery, it will be on!!Velma is on leave for six months and I will have 2 in school and a newborn and four year old home at the same time--A first for me as I spaced out the other three several years apart. Yall know I will have a multitude of crap to complain about. The other "two girls" will have to save me from the insanity that will be my life.

Atleast I will be able to drink wine again--I am going to try and leave the smoking behind.

Until then, wish me luck!

PET PEEVES

2006-04-03T21:36:00.000-04:00

Is it me or are people basically sadistic? I have a few pet peeves and I only reveal them to a chosen few--either you are committing the "no-no" and I need to tell you so that you'll stop or else I might have to choke you or I plan to spend time in your presence and wouldn't like it spoiled by you doing something that might give me the urge to beat you about the head.

Sometimes I may tell you freely what I dislike because we are having a conversation about the subject. I'd only tell you if I liked you or if I did't think you were psychotic and might use the onformation against me.

I am sometimes wrong.. Like today.

I revealed my biggest hangup/pet peeve to my cube mate last week. I did notice that she likes to do little things to be annoying. She will sometimes make little noises (I hate them) but will stop after a few seconds once she has gotten a few snickers out, no biggie. I mean I'm not Monkish or anything, I can take a little ribbing and I understand that sometime people are childish and must do stupid ish. People can be yelling all around me and I can ignore them but start clicking and unclicking a pen??? I may have to push your wig back.

My point...my cubemate committed one of the most heinous of my pet peeves..she did so for like 5 minutes and then enlisted the help of the old bat who sits behind her by inlcuding her in the conversation. After she was done, she had the nerve to ask me why I was quiet?

You can not be that freaking dumb?

Here are the facts:

I just told your azz about it last week so unless you have alzheimers, you could not have forgotten so quickly.
We discussed it at length
Most people don't like you and I am your only work friend..do you really want to piss me off just to feed some deep rooted need to get enjoyment from my misery??

Okay part of it was funny..they kept going on and on as if i weren't sitting there. I envisioned myself hurling the extra chair in my cubicle at their heads ( I think HR might have been downstairs in like 3 minutes yelling "Black woman going postal on the second floor--Get the S.W.O.T. team"

Are some on my idiosyncrocies anal?? Yes... I recognize this and knowing is half the battle. But as my friend, do you need to tease me about them?

That biotch is out of the circle of trust!

but then again I'm pregnant and hormonal..I'll see how I feel tomorrow.

Money, money, money,money.. Monnnnney!!

2006-02-16T18:08:00.000-05:00

Is it me or is everyone having Caviar dreams and Champaigne wishes?? The Power Ball Lottery is at $365 Million!!!! I don't even know what I'd do with all that money but I do know that I would want to share it. I woke up this morning thinking about the lottery (since I do have a ticket- ya gotta be in it...) and concluded that I would want to claim the prize with my mom and all her siblings and my hubby's parents and their siblings (We'd be a group of about 12 people). This way, they would be responsible for dishing out funds to their children/grandchildren. No one could come crying to me about not receiving a fair amount nor do I have to be involved. The only group that I would have to give money to are my grandparents living brothers and sisters which is no biggee. Even if I split the prize with these relatives and we only brought home 14.5 million apiece (you don't actually get the $365 Million) that amount is more than any of us would have made in our entire life times. We don't have any rocket scientists or surgeons in this bunch! (yet)Spreading the wealth might ensure that someone is going to invest wisely and maybe our great grandchildren will live comfortably??
Of course, hubby does not feel so generous and doesn't agree with my thinking. Am I wrong?

At this point, I would even take the 2nd top prize;
pay off my mortgage
and credit card bills
STOP WORKING
..and stay home with my kids!!

You may be thinking but the second prize is only about $200K? I don't need to be rich; if the mortgage is paid and all the credit card bills are paid, we could live off of my husband's salary quite well--what bills would we have??

As it stands now I need to win something with baby number four on the way. I'm going to PA either friday or saturday to get another ticket.

Baby needs a new pair of shoes

A FLUCK BUDDY

2006-01-23T21:15:00.000-05:00

We can all say is all we want is someone to have sex with and then we get and it and we are not happy. I mean yes happy but is it really what we wanted? How come we have to wait for that someone to call and if we make the call their response is are you feining this? no but it would be nice to here from you more than just for a booty call. im not saying this person is relationship material...honestly how would i even know when all i know is ya bed?? and atleast call more than just that night u want a piece and yes its a good piece.....i checked it on the TWO GIRLS AND A BLOG RULER. We love to use the ruler. Does your man size up??

Velma's Havin' a baby!!

2006-01-18T10:18:00.000-05:00

The funny this is that you would think that once you are older and married, it wouldn't be a big deal to tell people--What do you care what people think?

This is not always the case. So many people want to give their damn opinion and put their two cents in Like I'm gonna go broke with out it!

Velma has a few children already; who's business is it if I have another? My husband and I support them all, work full time, go to college at night and vacation regularly. We do not receive any sort of public assistance (although I do love the WIC program!!) so why judge me if I'm handling mine?

Why can't people just say congratulations instead of:

Wooooow, #4?? They say this while looking at you with this constipated stare like damn, they don't have TV where you live??

My favorite "Don't use this opportunity to just eat anything you want as an excuse" This coming from a skinny bitch whom I love but has the sensitivity of a moron. God gave her two kids at once because he knew she wasn't giving up her shape for another brat! I on the other hand KNOW that this is the perfect opportunity to eat what the fluck I want and work it off later. My hubby is still chasing me around the kitchen grabbing and squeezing my 164 lb azz..when he stops that, I might start to worry!! Until then, don't worry about my weight, I am obviously getting some-I did say I was pregnant, right?!!!

I want to enjoy my last pregnancy (Yes this is the last, I am not totally insane) So mind your business and get me something to eat!! The only thing I want to hear coming out of people's mouths are "Do you want a pickle with that?"

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Visit Haiti

2006-01-13T22:21:00.000-05:00

"You hear so much just about the danger and the fear and then you come here and you meet just an amazing people," said Jolie, a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations. "Given just a little chance, and given a little help, this is going to be a great country."

Jolie, 30, and Pitt, 42, visited a school supported by Yele Haiti, a charity founded by Haitian-born hip-hop musician Wyclef Jean, where they watched children dance and recite poetry.

Wow. We must say that these two are IT.

Not that we should be surprised.

Who can we compare them to?

John Lennon & Yoko Ono? Nelson and Winnie Mandela(before the hype)?

The year is OVER

2005-12-29T20:05:00.000-05:00

And good riddance to 2005. It was nothing but trouble. Like a boyfriend your parents told you not to date and you did anyway and they purposely did not say "I told you so" so that it could echo in your mind...over and over. AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

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IM ON IT (Purple Ribbon Allstars And Big Boi)

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We need some New Years resolutions. NOW. We need to be On it...but naturally.

What's good?

I. Exercise
II. Self appreciation
III. Less imbibing in alcohol/cigarettes

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM US to YOU

2005-12-25T11:08:00.000-05:00

TODAY is J.C.'s B-Day(allegedly, some of us think he is a Pisces). Let's see what the stars say about his day:

CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)

If you don't turn off the cell phone, the pager and anything else that connects you to work, even your closest loved ones won't forgive you. Why risk it? Take the day off -- the whole, entire day.

Oh yeah, let's not forget:

Here are some things we HATE in a very player hater type way and can admit to on Festivus:

TOO TIRED of these two already.

Mom Fights Downloading Suit on Her Own

Instead of concentrating on killers, rapists, etc the FCC or whoever is doing this is focusing on people who don't even use their computer. This world is fucked up. Speaking of which:

Gov't Probes $39M in Katrina Aid Charges you can read the whole story here but the messed up thing is "The spending also included $150,000 worth of Jockey underwear, six nail clippers and $3,200 for golf carts"

Now how did those get in there???

I hope we have stories to tell about today tomorrow?

Happy Holidays!

SNAKE OIL SALES MEN AND THE MINIONS THAT WORK FOR THEM

2005-12-14T22:48:00.000-05:00

VELMA is buying her first new car tomorrow and this has been the best experience Ever. The sales person was really nice and I walked away feeling like a winner.

I wish that were my life, but as you can tell from the title of my post, it probably was not.

I wanted to give the sales man "Greg" an edge up- Badly. he looked tore up from the floor up

.. most importantly, I wanted to pimp slap Bitch azz "Curtis" the finance manager who proceeded to discuss my credit report in front of my in laws as a means of getting back at me for bringing them in the first place. Something didn't feel right about the numbers they were giving me so I called in the big guns to help.
When mom in law called him on his figures, he wasn't too happy. The next time we sat in front of him, I thought everything was a done deal--They called the next morning to apologize for the "confusion"- offered to give me a higher amount for my trade in, so I was cool with that. When we rolled up 7 deep (in-laws, hubby and kids) Gey Cockatoo Curtis says "Since you guys have been here since the beginning, I wanted to make you aware of what i'm doing and ask you a few questions.

I am buying the car, they are just there for moral support and a second pair of eyes, why was this fool directing ANY of his conversation their way?

At this point I could have sworn I was on Law and Order *dun dun*, he hit me with the
"Can you explain why you had 4 late payments in the last four years but nothing in two years?" I was thinking "bitch, are you serious??" I haven't paid it late in two freaking years but you want to know what happened back then? Like I give a flying Fluck

Then he pulls this one out his azz:

"It seems like in 2000 you had a judgement against you for $99 for a medical bill, do you know what that was for?"

Butt muncher if I knew, do you think I would have let something go to collections for freaking $99?? I obvioulsy flucked up and ignored the bill and since they didn't hound me, I kept it movin'. Was it the right thing to do? Probably not, but whatever, I don't need a lesson in credit 101 from Curt the Jerk IN FRONT OF MY IN-LAWS.

And here's the Piece Des Resistance:

"I see that you are on this credit card with someone else; *in a conspiritorial lowering of the voice* "If I were you, I would get off of it because they had a few late payments and it's bringing down your credit rating."
Is anyone rolling besides me? I am married, who else would I be on this card with besides my husband??? That bitch azz tried to get at me in front of my inlaws with an extra little kicker in it for my mother in law (for calling his shiesty butt out) by trying to say her son has flucked up credit.

From his little tirade, he would lead you to believe that I had terrible credit. It ain't great but damn, it's close to 700, can he stop acting like my azz is 1 step from chapter 11?

Biotch, I was already preapproved by my own financial institution, I don't need you for anything, I just wanted to see if I coud get a better rate.

The sad thing is he accomplished what he set out to do. The inlaws are looking at me twisted like I'm bringing down their bourgeois baby boy with my ghetto azz.

I'm still buying the car because it's a good deal and I don't have time to invest researching another vehicle that has all of the stuff that I looked for.

Very few people can get at me and really have it bother me but Gey Cockatoo Curtis got at me and won...

for now

Mr.Richard Pryor has left the building...

2005-12-10T22:10:00.000-05:00

R.I.P. once again to a fellow Sag who happened to be born the same day as me!
Brilliantly funny and succesful in turning tragedy into triumph. He was a great pioneer in the comedic world as well as for black people in television. His exploits are imitated time and time again:

"Pryor continued performing safe, toothless comedy for another couple of years, but during a 1970 Las Vegas appearance he snapped; in the middle of the routine, he rhetorically asked "What am I doing here?" and walked offstage, effectively going underground and playing only small black clubs for much of the early part of the decade." (Dave Chappelle)

"in June, 1980 Pryor nearly burned to death, a mishap variously attributed to a freebasing accident and a misguided attempt at suicide. A long recovery period followed, as he struggled both to kick his longtime drug habit and rediscover his creative energies; a trip to Africa ultimately renewed him spiritually, and he returned to America a new man"(Dave Chappelle)

"he made headlines that New Year's Eve for drunkenly shooting up his wife's car. The incident became the basis of his opening routine for 1978's Wanted: Live in Concert, an ambitious two-record set which led to the 1979 feature Richard Pryor: Live in Concert" (Martin Lawrence)

"It was a wiser, more mature Pryor who resurfaced in 1982 with the film and album Live on the Sunset Strip, in which he discussed both his brush with death and his odyssey to Africa." (Jaime Foxx)

The movie will be highly anticipated from this camp although we are not sure about Mike Epps playing Richard Pryor?

Mike Epps is Day-day for goodness sake:

"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend." -(Stone Temple Pilots)

2005-11-28T18:59:00.000-05:00

This month is extremely depressing. 2 Girls and a Blog lost someone who we did not speak to regularly but our memories of him are very fond.

Since we all work together we all remember him as the first person to approach us and offer some semblance of camaraderie. For this we are eternally grateful considering how cutthroat and clique' this business world can be.

He was also someone who would see you sad and try and come up with a funny joke just to put a smile on your face. He was a Sagittarius (he just missed his B-day by the way). He would take the brunt of the joke just to make sure you laughed.

Of course we will not make this blog space an obituary (Although it's an idea. We have to check with the blog etiquette and see if that is appropriate) but we will say that this quote fits him (at least in our view)

Be of good cheer about death and know this as a truth
--that no evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.
- Socrates

He was a good person.

R.I.P.

Part I: Love HURTS...What happens when he doesn't call back?

2005-11-22T19:12:00.000-05:00

Since we have not addressed these shallow issues in a very long time we figure now is a better time than any. Also blog world is going to be extremly busy this holiday because as much as we love our family, 24 hours or more with them drives a lot of us nuts.

Here we go.

What happens when:

you are really feeling some guy
you both express the mutual attraction
you feel like you are ready to lay on a bed spread eagle for him

...he turns around and says "I don't want to ruin our friendship so let's not get physical"?

We went to get the answers from I Village.UK because whatever our friends where telling us (male and female) just made us more depressed. Here is what I Village thinks is the answer to that type of question:

In the end, you always have to leave it up to the other person to make up their own mind if they want to see you or not. You can't make this man go out with you. He's given you the brush off. He probably did like you and his 'problem' is simply that he doesn't like you as much as you like him. It's very disappointing, of course, but you have to pick yourself up and start all over again. Be brave and try to resist the urge to call him.

We hate I Village sometimes...

Listen to their other advice about how to get a man:

I Village says: Learn to do something that will easily ingratiate you with a new man. Astrology works on most people so all you need to do is memorise a few key details about each of the signs of the Zodiac and drop them into your conversation. Offer to do the man’s chart – if he has any interest in the subject he’ll swap numbers immediately. If you sense that this isn’t a flyer with him, switch to palmistry, graphology or Feng Shui.

2 Girls and a Blog says: Give his boy a lap dance when your all out (figure a way to get them all out) and he will be so jealous he will itch to get next to you.

I Village says: Tempt him with your contacts. Allude to people you know who might be able to help him in his career or hobbies.

2 Girls and a Blog says: Let him know that you have the potential to make more money than him because you are waaaay smarter. Also allude to the fact that your dad has mob connections and can get his legs broken (if need be).

I Village says: Pretend to have tickets for whatever he’s interested in – theatre, sports, anything that leads to that crucial follow up call.

2 Girls and a Blog says: Yeah and then when he calls and asks "What time are we leaving?" act like you gave the tickets to another cuter bigger dicked man.

I Village says: Ask him for his expertise in something that interests you. Ask for help and flatter him mercilessly – men like that.

2 Girls and a Blog says: Yeah ask him advice for everything and then when he falls for your fawning and bootlicking convince him you like anal sex when given and received. When he agrees threaten to tell all his friends he is likes to take it in the ass- straight men don't like that so you should have him under your thumb for at least 6 months.

Moral of all this is, pick someone who likes you more than you like him. It's what mother's have been saying for generations.

Or another saying:

Fuck em all, watch em fall screamin, automatic gunfire
exorcisin all demons
- Tupac Shakur (Me and my girlfriend)

Terrell Owens = A Lack of Class

2005-11-09T11:18:00.000-05:00

Well for all you football fans out there I'm sure you are well aware of the Terrell Owens football situation. How is he gonna say his team has a lack of class?

Two Girls says: TO you are a lack of class. You think that Brett Favre is a better quarterback than Donovan McNabb then ya know what go play for him.

McNabb called a team meeting the other day and gave you a chance to apologize to him and ya teammates but you didn't. But now that your pocket will be affected and the chance u many never play again has arose now you want to offer the team and McNabb an apology. You should have done it right the first time. You should have kept ya mouth shut.

Two Girls Says: He should be penalized for his actions.

"It really hurts me not to be part of the team anymore," Owens said. Hmm did you think the Eagles would be happy about the statements you made last week or in the past?

Two Girls says: Give it up TO. U made a "mistake"! Now be a big boy and deal with it! The Eagles are bedda off without you and ya fucking comments!

Shut the f*ck up already!!!

2005-11-02T20:37:00.000-05:00

Okay, we don't usually do this but...

Today on the Angie Martinez show (Hot 97) Kanye West decided to really show his ass!

He told Angie and the listeners (and we quote but not word for word):

Whenever I open my mouth to say something, the public can't handle it so I rather speak out in my music and then people can listen to it over and over and get the message I am trying to send subliminally.

The thoughts that run through my mind are too deep for the people so I can only be taken in small doses.

The show can't be over because I am on the phone, just keep me here and then when I am through you can ask your boss for a raise because you just had an interview with me.

SHUT.THE.F*CK.UP.

All you said was "George Bush doesn't like black people"

Are you serious?

Kanye West thinks he is Cornel West. The WEST has him fooled.

He is nothing short of a lucky ass who happened to say an ignorant statement that became famous because people where ready to grab onto any issue but the real problem at hand (then hurricane Katrina).

He was on stage with Mike Meyers and Chris Tucker...When is the last time THEY did anything? It was a free-for-all to begin with. He did not respect them which prompted him to act the f*ck up.

C'mon man, you are not the voice of the people...

I'm Back!!

2005-10-28T11:16:00.000-04:00

After a short hiatus (and after getting spoken to by my fellow blogmates) I've decide to post. You asked for it:

7 Things I Plan to Do Before I Die:
Visit Europe
Get a degree in Psychology
Save money for my children’s education
Understand my mother
Understand my son
Find out more of my family history
Hit the damn lottery

7 Things I Can Do:
Bake a mean cookie/dessert
Do Hair
Several tricks with my tongue
Sing in the shower/car/kitchen
Give good advice
Empathize
Talk you to death

7 Things I Can NOT Do:
Stop smoking
Stop giving money to my grubbing friends
Get over anything (I am the mayor of Harper Valley)
Get my azz to work on time consistently
Stop telling all my business (goes back to empathizing “Girrl, I know what you mean, just the other day….)
Understand my mother
Keep in touch with friends and family that I don’t see weekly

7 Things That Attract Me to the Opposite Sex:
Hair
Eyes
Attitude
Smile
Conversation
Humor
Sex appeal

7 Things I Say Most Often:
What the fuck?
Mother fucker
50 million as in “I don’t have time for that crap, I have like 50 million things to do”
Fucking shit
Monkey butt lovin’
Curse words (if it isn’t already obvious, I curse like a sailor)
I love you (at least 2 times a day to my kids and hubby)

7 Celebrity Crushes:
The Rock
Brad Pitt
Terrence Howard
Mekhi Phifer
Idris “Stringer Bell” Elba
Jeffrey Wright (sometimes)
Will Smith (sometimes)

People I Want To Do This:
http://www.pimpinainte-z.blogspot.com

2,000th American Soldier Died in Combat

2005-10-26T10:26:00.000-04:00

This is really getting out of control. Why are we over there again? To stop the terrorist who hate us for our freedom?

Is there a reasoning behind the death of 2,000 young men and women? When we are needed (Darfur etc.) we can not be counted on to protect people.

We received an interesting e-mail this morning that quoted part of the islamic bible (we will not write it for fear of being googled):

verse( 9:11) - For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and there was peace.

So we are just puppets acting out scenes from well written literature?

TAGGED and Loving it!

2005-10-16T15:25:00.000-04:00

Okay we have been tagged by the utterly fabulous Trini Girl a./k./a. Just another Girl on the IRT.

I will start. Velma will follow. Moosh should do this on her blog.

7 Things I Plan to Do Before I Die:

Sky Dive. I like the idea therefore I will do.
Visit Africa. Cliche for a black person but I girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!
Listen and actually understand Maya Angelou. Currently I don't understand her and have no desire to.
Date a white man. At least one date. I meet them all the time. Why not date one?
Adopt a dog.
Visit an asian country.
Start a clinic for underprivledged people.
Not care about about what society deems beautiful.

7 Things I Can Do:

Sing...although I choose not too because I hate attention.
Play piano...need accompanionment right?
Start a helluva project...just can't finish.
Write a letter (you don't know the value of this talent until you have to write one).
Keep the peace.
Research.
Drink (YES this is an attribute).

7 Things I Can NOT Do:

Keep my mouth shut.
Focus on one thing at a time.
Pay bills.
Remember things.
Stop drinking.
Finish what I started.
Stay away from black boys.

7 Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex:

Shape of back.
Smell.
Walk.
Articulation of words.
Simpleness.
Strength of backbone.
Attention to family.

7 Things I Say Most Often:

Bootleg.
Whatever.
Some people are raised by wolves.
Not everyone was raised with manners.
You can't fight everyone's battles.
People don't change, situation's do.
Ya wanna biscuit?

7 Celebrity Crushes:

Morris Chestnut
Idris Elba
Larenz Tate
Adibisi from OZ (real name too much to write)
Christoper Meloni
Olivier Martinez
Al Pacino (no judgement please!)

People I Want To Do This:
Moosh
Velma

Rain rain go away......

2005-10-15T21:07:00.000-04:00

It's been raining so much (I think like a week straight) but I feel too guilty to complain about the local flooding...it's nothing like they got in New Orleans..but damn

What's good? What's not!

2005-10-04T14:38:00.000-04:00

2 Girls and a Blog would like to introduce you to He got game. A friend of ours. New so be nice.

What's Good!

Karl Malone and his crew bulldoze through bureaucracy to help victims. The former NBA all-star and a crew from his logging company in Arkansas spent two weeks in Pascagoula, Miss., hauling away debris left by Hurricane Katrina.

This after FEMA telling him no thanks, and they did this free of charge. Read more...

We always thought he was one of the cutest things.

Sorry, 50 Cent is always good. We really don't see why people are complaining? If he did not get ghetto in Milan would he still be Fiddy? We think not.

What is NOT Good:

Fantasia can't read or was it all a hoax? We still don't know. Even in jest that is not cool. Not in the year 2005 where you can even learn to read by watching the TV and having words spelled out to you (PBS,Nick Jr.).

People who drink other peoples breast milk are GROSS.

(read the story, Charlize Theron drank the milk not gave it you perverts!)

Paris Hilton. We are tired of her and her stupid antics. She needs to be boycotted. Seriously.

FRIENDS THAT MOOCH

2005-10-02T22:32:00.000-04:00

Two girls and a blog wants to know how people can live their lives being moochers. C'mon get a job and pay ya own damn bills. helping a friend out once and awhile is ok but when you have the same friend who keeps coming back it becomes a problem. especially when they can never return the favor cause they got nuttin. the problem we all have is saying no. they always find a way to butter you into giving something even if its not exactly what they wanted. it may just be enough to get them on their feet but they still acting greedy after you help em out. another problem is when you tell em listen stop asking cause its a done deal after this time but you know their broke asses neva stop. so how do you deal with these types? do you just cut them off completely??